one of THOSE people

we don't just make reservations. we make maps. we make spreadsheets. we identify appropriate indicators and graph them against outcomes. we make lists upon lists. we set alarms. we leave ourselves voice mails.

we are lazy, easily bored, and often drunk. we have terrible memories. we can't place your face, can't place your name. actually, we have no idea who you are.

it's a good thing we're not too involved with the church.

we're not sure where we are. we're pumpkin pies. we need our lists, our maps, our self-imposed commands. we need other people's cigarettes. we love concierges, we love 411.

and we can't wait to get going.

(i'm bored. can i have a cigarette?)