Mel Gibson + South Park = Pure Magic

mel gibson was just arrested for drunk driving. in the docket, available online, he rants like a crazy person against jews.

matt and trey: we wish we were you. here are our suggestions for how south park should address this emerging national issue.

1. Mel Gibson enters Jew Hater Rehab, where he learns, through immersion, that Jews can be likable. Guest stars include likable jews such as Jon Stewart, Harrison Ford, and me.

2. The Saddam Hussein Makeover institute/reality tv enterprise is denied federal funding after MADD (mothers against drunk driving) holds a protest, headed by the little jewish kid's mother.

3. Cuervo hires Mel Gibson to host Catholics Gone Wild. It's so lame, Cartman stops hating jews.

4. The south park kids take a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance (again) and are taken hostage by umpa lumpas (side plot).

5. Mel Gibson tries to redeem reputation by going on Oprah. He refuses to acknowledge the holocaust, Oprah denies her lesbian relationship with Gayle for the 3rd time, at that moment, Oprah's minge crows "When will we see Pooki again?" Kenny dies.

Ideas? Comments.