Sunday, June 18, 2006

privee

There is NO private space in Las Vegas and certainly not in the Paris Hotel...even when you are in the hotel public bathroom you are listening to "canned" froggy themed thoughts...
Noise is a constant in Vegas in general, and if you've retreated from the din of the casino (which by the way, all sound the same no matter what casino you find yourself-in whatever city) to squat, and have a moment of privacy while you release your bladder and or bowels. That is when you will hear a French female accent instructing you on how to speak French phrases like: "Would you hold this for good luck" or "My what a big bagette!"

1 comment:

No Agenda said...

Vegas is geared toward people who have the TV on all the time, even when they're not watching it.