my weekend in rhyme

Saturday:
i went to the office, came back,
watched 5 hours and laid on my back
I’m talking like CJ
While wearing my pjs
The West Wing is my new-found crack

Sunday:
The F train is full of detritus
i'm scowling and being a tight ass
rainbow flags...
drunken hags...
My girlfriend is still in las vegas.

Sunday night:
i ventured away from my skulking
for some friends and some wine and some laughing
we sat in the dark
for shakespeare in the park
i left after Act 1 due to coughing.