mirrored vanities with bulbs and Jacque

Actually Alexis, I don't like working in a dressing room. I find myself staring at myself all the time, which really sucks when you are working on a laptop or eating (doing both together in a mirror really sucks). And i must say, I'm a person who is less inclined to check and re-check one's self out in these damn things. I avoid mirrors like vampires avoid mirrors. It's not that I hate how I look, I hate the process of looking at myself in a mirror. I mean who IS that chick, and WHO the HELL does SHE think she IS???

Mirror gazing is like a critical analysis of your life which is also distracting. I think I conceived a stress zit while working in front of this bulbed vanity crap! Hilmer the editor said he would edit it out of my mirror frame, but now I just want lip stick to start writing on all of these feckin' (Irish plays, I can't help me self) mirrors!

I confess I walked flat into a mirror wall today. I saw myself coming and kept walking-I guess I thought: "hey I know her!"

I feel like I'm in the fun house mirror room and I have to get out to pee.

Mirror walls are like instant messaging, think about it.