JG Wigglestodtt's
There comes a time in everyone's life when they have take stock. I am seriously considering a new venture. My vision is to furnish provisions for weary vegans and nearly-vegans, what they crave and do not know they crave, at dawn of every new day.
On the store front window it will one day read:
JG Wigglestodtt's
Home of Fine Soy Cheeses
Purveyor of Fake Meats
Soy Milks from the Far East Village
And Yes, Alexis, there WILL be a "butcher"!
2 comments:
what's the butcher going to do, slice beets?
He's gonna carve the tofurkey!
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