Saturday, May 20, 2006

JG Wigglestodtt's

There comes a time in everyone's life when they have take stock. I am seriously considering a new venture. My vision is to furnish provisions for weary vegans and nearly-vegans, what they crave and do not know they crave, at dawn of every new day.
On the store front window it will one day read:
JG Wigglestodtt's
Home of Fine Soy Cheeses
Purveyor of Fake Meats
Soy Milks from the Far East Village

And Yes, Alexis, there WILL be a "butcher"!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what's the butcher going to do, slice beets?

Anonymous said...

He's gonna carve the tofurkey!