you have this sickness called media

Let me examine you.
There seems to be a general numbness, when did it start?
And you noticed it when the wireless went down.
Turn your head and cough for me.
Have you been taking your lap top in bed with you? Okay. So, you are having trouble concentrating on one thought for more than a minute. Go ahaed take the incoming call, I know you need to speak with your mother, you have been avioding her for weeks! Focus! Does it hurt when I do this? Is that your PDA chirping about some incoming text message, yeah go ahead and view it , I'll wait.....

What about when I do this, any discomort or tingling sensation? Yes, you can tivo Runway Moms while I write this perscription.

Can you read this eye chart for me?

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