dialogue

jac: you are so much like the cheat.

me: mnnamnnamnaamna. me!

jac: let's talk about the armory art show.

me: ok. what was your favorite piece?

jac: i liked the elizabeth taylors and the hershey syrup can. i think i liked them because i think elizabeth taylor was portrayed by a man.

me: i liked the flourescent light sign that said silence.

jac: and i liked the big furry ball!

me: you liked all the big furry balls. if there was something furry or round or both, you liked it.

jac: i would like to take all my friends to the armory art show. it is recommended as the number one stress reducer after touring nursing homes.

me: i liked the nursing home with betty even though it was kind of crappy. there was something on the activities calendar called "fun with betty." Betty said, "that's me!". also, the guy who cuts the lawn brings his son in once a week and they play a concert for the residents.

jac: that would make a nice short documentary subject.