Bitches

Prissy women in fancy shoes who slow everyone down as they try to maneuver through the slush piss me off. I hope their self love is worth it, because no one else seems to appreciate their efforts.

i got quoted by a newspaper in Atlantic City today. my quote was in poor grammar. the reporter made me sound like a hick. but whatever, he's the one in atlantic city.

it is my duty, as a woman in love and loved, to be happy today. unfortunately i am very rebellious. later i will have to accept a gift. i hope it's xanax.